I’m not particularly one for being scared. I don’t make it a habit of watching horror films and you won’t see me participating in one of those haunted mazes. When I was younger, I thought going on haunted hayrides and watching “scary movies” were fun, but my coping mechanism was to laugh off everything. HAHA THAT CREEPY STRANGER IN A MASK IS FOLLOWING US WITH A CHAINSAW THAT’S HILARIOUS AND MY KIND OF COMEDY. False. This is the exact opposite of what I wanted and needed in my life.
As a result, I pretended to watch every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? (I’ve seen a handful, because some of them are actually frightening) and also bought Goosebumps books from the Scholastic paper “catalog” but only really read one or two of them. Many say there are a number of R.L. Stine classics that really are spooky, but let’s leave it to them to critique. I’m here to echo my younger self’s sentiments and cope with the scariness that is Goosebumps by poking fun of the books themselves. The contents of the novels may have been horrific, but some of these titles are laughable more than anything else.
Why I’m Afraid of Bees
Go Eat Worms!
My Hairiest Adventure
Say Cheese and Die – Again!
Beware of the Purple Peanut Butter
A Shocker on Shock Street
How I Learned to Fly
Bad Hare Day
Calling All Creeps!
My Best Friend Is Invisible
I Live in Your Basement!
Chicken, Chicken
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haha this is amazing! I never realised how ridiculous some of the Goosebumps titles were!
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