I’m not a big sports person. At most, I have an infinite love for the Boston Celtics, but that’s pretty much it. So when March Madness comes around, everyone is doing their brackets and talking about how well or poorly it’s going but I honestly could care less. My boss tried to talk to me about how excited he was but I could barely even pretend to be happy for him. Days later he returned to me saying he ripped it all up because it went to shit (Harvard. Hey, I know some things).

So for my own personal pleasure, here’s my bracket for March Madness, that I really wish had some money on it, because I would definitely win against myself.