Like any normal 27-year-old girl who can’t seem to call herself a ‘woman’ quite yet, I’ve come to reflect a lot about my life up to now, and how my peers are living theirs in comparison. If I were ever to write a memoir, these are some working chapter titles which highlight key moments in my life, thoughts that plague my head from day to day, and other random things that are completely unrelated.

• How to tell someone their baby isn’t cute
• Valentine’s Day engagements are tacky, not romantic
• How cookie butter changed my life
• YouTube fan videos: underrated pieces of art or just plain creepy?
• Extreme couponing
• Unfriending hurts more than you know
• Why hasn’t anyone carded me in two months?
• Alcohol is expensive
• I wish WebMD counted as going to the doctor
• An ode to GIFs (ebook version only)
• X Pro II vs. Lo-Fi: The stress of picking the perfect filter
• Just Dance : Not just for kids
• My quest to being internet famous
• Traci’s guide to keeping cool after recognizing a celeb
• Kate and Leo, Zanessa, and other couples that could have been
• Dear Mark Zuckerberg
• What ever happened to Lou Bega?
• I’m calling it a night
• PPOs, HMOs, and LOLs
• I’m not coming to your wedding if there’s no open bar
• Wedding photo stalking 101
• Amy Poehler