Conversation Heart Alternatives for 2013

Ah, conversation hearts. A Valentine’s Day staple. Over 8 million of these suckers are sold every year. I can assure you it’s not for the taste, because they taste like chalk with a slight artificial cherry flavor. I assume the allure is the excitement when you pick a random heart and read what your love life has in store for you. ‘Be Mine,’ ‘Love You,’ ‘Call Me,’ etc. etc.

English: An array of Necco Sweethearts (conver...

But I have a few ideas for the Necco company to consider, in order to bring the ‘conversation’ to 2013.

  • Let’s Bone
  • I Like Your Face
  • What’s Your Friend’s Name
  • I Ship You So Hard
  • Real or Not Real
  • Hashtag 143
  • Follow Me
  • Catfished
  • Go H.A.M
  • Socute
  • Dumb Bitch
  • I Salsa Your Face
  • Be My Lady Mary/Cousin Matthew
  • Stalk Me
  • Emoji of Frog and Pizza Slice and Exploding Heart
  • Go Fuck Yourself
  • Rachet
  • Stop
  • I Can’t
  • Unfriended
  • Suck It
  • You’re the Worst
  • S MY D