S#*t Justin Bieber Says

Remember this kid?

You might know him better now as this dude:

Young JB has grown up before our very eyes, and as of late, it seems like his breakup with Selena may have done quite a number on him. From drugs on his tour bus to reckless driving and being chased down by a NFL player, the Biebs has been pushing his limits of stardom – and this was all in the past two months!

But hey, let’s keep in mind that the kid is only 19. If he was in college right now, he’d probably be doing the same exact thing, and probably even getting into more trouble. However, that doesn’t make up for some of the dumbass things he’s said in the past. Here are a few gems from the Bieber archives…

On Prince William’s thinning hair

“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?” {x}

On offending Italians, Catholics, and people everywhere

“Do me a favor, don’t go nuts, because more and more you see the mural, and, like, the Sistine Chapel on a guy – it’s just too much.” David Letterman on Justin’s tattoos
“Don’t worry. I’m not going for the Sixteenth Chapel look.” Genius
“Canadian high schools.” Letterman

Speaking of education…
“It’s kind of hard to balance school and work sometimes. But sometimes, like, if I’m going to the White House and I’m in there doing a tour and stuff, that’s like school.”

On being a (semi) minority in Canada

“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough per cent that in Canada I can get free gas.” {x}

On inspiring young World War II teen heroes

“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” {x}

On his ever important stance on abortion
“I really don’t believe in abortion. It’s like killing a baby.”

On making it through a long press day (kid’s got jokes)
Interviewer: “What keeps you grounded?” Bieber: “Gravity.” Interviewer: “What’s up, Justin?” Bieber: “The sky, man.”

On religion
“When life knocks you down to your knees, you’re in the perfect position to pray.”

On something that still makes no sense
“I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

On his idols
“The day I was born, March 1, 1994, Celine Dion was solid at #1 with ‘The Power of Love.’ Not a bad start to your life.”

“If I can do just one-tenth of the good that Michael Jackson did for others, I can really make a difference in this world.”

On getting that Justin Bieber swag
“I have a swagger coach that helps me and teaches me different swaggerific things to do… He has helped me with my style and just putting different pieces together and being able to layer and stuff like that.”

On Twitter, doling out words of wisdom to nearly 40 million Beliebers

“Live life full”

“Gonna take some time”

“I like to sleep. Alot”

“u gotta laugh in life”

“Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird.”


“So remember, this is Bieber’s world. You’re just living in it. Bieber or die.”