If you’ve been Keeping Up with the Kanye (see what I did there?), you known that he was recently involved in an utterly bizzare Twitter feud with Jimmy Kimmel. Yes, you read that right, late night TV host/comedian Jimmy Kimmel. Basically, Yeezy got mad that Jimmy made a spoof of one of his recent interviews where he goes off about leather jogging pants, among other things, and Jimmy used two kids to repeat verbatim when Kanye told the interviewer.

Ye wasn’t delighted about this for some reason and went on Twitter to go OFF on Jimmy. This is just a snippet:

Kanye graciously agreed to appear on Jimmy’s show and worked it all out, but good LORD the guy can talk. You know how some people type in all caps to express a point? Yeah, Kanye does it IRL. The entire interview was like a stream of consciousness and while he did bring up some valid points, it was still exhausting to watch.

And while this is the most publicized Twitter feud Ye’s had, it’s certainly not the least entertaining of his tweets. Despite taking a long break from Twitter, he still managed to come up with some of the most ridic comments about life, society, fashion and music.  Here are just a few of my faves from the past few years.

I love commercial art!!! I know that sounds like an oxy moron and if I spelled that wrong I just sound like a moron lol!!! —Sept. 23, 2010

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end —Sept. 16, 2010

When he has celebrity problems:

Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on —Aug. 1, 2010

Man…whatever happened to my antique fish tank? —Sept. 9, 2010

I ordered the salmon medium instead of medium well I didn’t want to ruin the magic —July 29, 2010

Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference…not until I get the table though —Aug. 28, 2010

Is illuminati and devil worshipping like the same thing…do they have a social network that celebs can sign up for? —Oct. 24, 2010

When he just types words:

When he thinks he’s a stand-up comic:

Man…ninjas are kind of cool…I just don’t know any personally —Sept. 23, 2010

Imma make a book of my tweets.. tweetbook —Aug. 10, 2010

Don’t you hate when people clap to loud in the car…it’s like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa —Aug. 15, 2010

I would like to thank Julius Caesar for originating my hairstyle —Jan 21, 2011

When I feel like we could be the same person:

Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary —Aug. 4, 2010

When he talks about his craft:

And when he’s just all around hilarious: