Other Things That May or May Not Be Ashton & Mila’s Baby

Last week, Jackie and Kelso made their That 70s Show shippers squeal with glee by announcing the arrival of their baby daughter Wyatt Isabelle. Yes that’s her real name. I mean it’s no Pilot Inspektor but it’s no Penelope Disick either.

Both of them usually keep their cards close to the vest when it comes to their personal lives, but Ashton decided to be the first to reveal their baby’s name by posting it on his website:

Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy.

Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute.


And then he proceeded to post a few pictures of babies and a picture of a dog and also a goat (?). I respect the fact that they want to keep the identity of their child under wraps for now, but why stop there with the guessing game? I personally contacted Ash and Mils (my nicknames for them) and asked if it was okay that I continue the baby mystery. So here are a few other babies (and inanimate objects and misc.) that may or may not be Steven Hyde’s worst nightmare:

Crispy M&Ms are making a comeback, y’all!! Is it a coincidence the Mars company decided to bring these back the same week as Mila gave birth?!

Could this freaking adorable baby belong to Ashton and Mila? Or could it belong to one of my favorite celebrity couples of all time John Krasinski and Emily Blunt?

Hello baby Kutcher or Hello person?

The cutest little nose you ever did see – is it Ashton and Mila’s or a baby named Winnie (Fallon)?

Apparently the debate of whether Pluto is a planet or not is back on the table, and for all we know, it could be the result of some kind of Kutcher/Kabbalah/Illuminati shit.

Perhaps Wyatt Isabelle was just using Lisa Vanderpump’s Giggy the Pom as vehicle for her soul all these years. She’s already gotten so much screen time.

The internet is freaking out about this pizza cake Pilsbury recently released the recipe for – and honestly if this was their baby, I think more people would be interested in it.


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Is Wyatt this adorable baby butt? Spoiler alert: it’s our friend’s adorable son. He was having troubs getting into the baby seat.

Bilingual Actors Who Don’t Need Rosetta Stone

I recently came across this gem on Tumblr, in which RDJ & Gwyneth Paltrow are at a press conference for Iron Man 3 in France, and Pepper Potts was a show off and answered all the questions in French.

Turns out Gwyneth spent a summer in Paris, which explains her flunecy.

And she also speaks Spanish, since she also spent a lot of time in Toledo, Spain as a teen. Unfortunately she’s doing an interview about Contagion – the worst movie I will never see – so it’s probably good that I can only understand about 75% of this.

Speaking of Spanish and Gwyneth, her former boyfriend Ben Affleck also speaks Spanish, since both he and his bro Casey spent time in Mexico as teens. Also, re this vid: Ben Affleck + The Town + Ben talking about Juan Hamm being handsome = Traci needing an inhaler

And more hot guys speaking languages I don’t understand:

Bradley Cooper speaking French **SWOOON** He’s so friggin good. And all I know is that he mentions Leonardo DiCaprio, but says his name in a very French accent.

A young Joseph Gordon-Levitt also speaking French and channelling his bud Heath Ledger

We know Colin Firth can put together a sentence in Portugese per Love Actually, but IRL, he’s much better at Italian.

The daughter of a German opera singer, Sandra Bullock lived in Deutschland for most of her childhood. I really hope she’s teaching little Louie German too. I mean, how cute would that be?

Natalie Portman is known for staying strong with her Jewish roots, so naturally, Hebrew is among one of her many talents.

Ugh. Charlize Theron is not only gorgeous but she speaks Afrikaans, her native language from South Africa. Whatever. I used to be able to speak Pig Latin and that made up language from Zoom.

Mila Kunis moved to West Hollywood from Ukraine with her family, and still speaks fluent Russian. My favorite part of this interview is watching Justin Timberlake clearly have no idea what she’s saying.