Best ___ Of 2017: Some Really Specific Superlatives

We thought 2016 was bad. Guess what? We were all freaking wrong. 2017 was a dumpster fire of its own. The nightmare administration, disgusting politicians attempting to pass horrific laws, KKK rallies, multiple earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, wildfires, and The Mindy Project coming to an end – it was all very, very bad. Which is why we’re here to celebrate the best things to come out of 2017. It’s time for our annual list of superlatives, and hopefully we’ll all gain perspective from this list about the past year.


Best Candid Group Celebrity Photo: Moonlight Mixup

Celebrities: They’re Just Like Us. So much to look at in this photo, which will forever live in Hollywood infamy. Fun fact: Busy Philipps’ husband got her a large framed version of this for Christmas. She obvs had to give one to her BFF Michelle, too.

Best New Life Motto From a Politician: “Reclaiming My Time”

Finding inspiration from California Representative Maxine Waters, the two of us decided that our official motto of 2018 is “Reclaiming My Time”. From life, from work, from politics, from everything. Let this not be a year where you sit back and let folks mansplain to you.

Best Shady Company Twitter Account: Merriam-Webster

Never thought I’d be praising a dictionary’s internet account, but here we are. Give this social media person a raise. It’s the perfect way to call out the administration without actually straight out calling out the administration.

Best New Show That’s Actually Been a Hit For Years But I Joined So Late To The Party: The Great British Bake-Off

I binged all of GBBO this summer and it did NOT disappoint. I realized y’all (including Molly) had been singing its praises for a while, but when you’re unemployed and find baking mesmerizing and soothing to watch, it’s inevitable you’ll fall in love with this bunch. And also pretend you’re a baker too.

Best Pregnancy Announcement Featuring Florals: Beyonce

No explanation needed.

Best Celebrity Insta Story: Busy Philipps

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You know her from Freaks and Geeks, or White Chicks, or Dawson’s Creek, or even Cougartown, but you should know Busy Philipps from her Instagram stories that are entertaining beyond entertaining. She’s a mom of 2 girls, a fitness fan (#lekfit), and an actress who might not be an actress anymore. She’s *relatable* and funny and guyyysss, you just have to check it out for yourself.

Best TV Revival We Didn’t Need But Was Actually Pretty Good: Will & Grace

I will be the first to tell you that a Will & Grace revival was not necessary. I was a fan of the show when it was on, but there was really no legit reason for it to return besides the fact nostalgia makes companies money these days. And the series finale canon. THE CANON WAS BROKEN AND THROWN OUT THE WINDOW. I do not enjoy when shows/movies do not follow canon. After a shaky first episode back, they found their footing in the second episode and it’s been fantastic ever since. The creators, writers, and actors seem like they never took a nearly decade-long break, and the tone is exactly the same as it used to be. In a world where everything seems to suck, this show is a welcome relief.

Best Display of Arts & Crafts in Honor of The Resistance : The Women’s March

So. Many. Good. Signs.

Best Author To Happen To Streaming TV: Margaret Atwood

If there’s one good thing I can say about 2017 it’s that the coolest woman in television was a 78-year-old Canadian author. With the one-two punch of Alias Grace on Netflix and The Handmaid’s Tale on Hulu, we had Margaret’s interpretation of one society long before ours and another slightly after … and both looked a lot like our own. They watch really well as companion pieces, by the way.  Keep up the good work, Mags. Cat’s Eye on Amazon Prime 2020, perhaps?

Best Real-Life Hallmark Movie: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s Engagement

Some might say that it’s silly to care about foreign figureheads using taxpayer money to throw an enormous wedding, but 2017 was a steaming cesspool of a year and I’d like to have this one thing, please. We wrote about this already, but a biracial American actress with middle-class roots getting engaged to a prince – while he cooked for her! – and they’ll live in a cottage! – is the stuff low-budget romcoms are made of and I am HERE. FOR. IT.

Best Celebrity Vacation: Obama’s Post-Presidential Blast

In January 2017, we were all kind of cold and sad and Obama was, like, kite-sailing on billionaire islands with a smile that could light up the whole White House and looking like that person who really *thrives* after a breakup.

Best Viral Revolution: #MeToo

Fall 2017: when our favorite hobby was watching dirtbag producers, news anchors and celebrities get ripped to pieces. This one calls for a Michael Jackson popcorn gif:

But before Hollywood’s reckoning, thousands of normal folks were using #MeToo to give voice to the stuff we all knew was going on.

Best Wedding Dress I Could Never Pull Off : Serena Williams

I don’t necessarily want to see celebrity wedding dresses that I’d totally wear; instead, I love when they wear gorgeous creations that I could absolutely never pull off. Cue Serena Williams’ giant cloud by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen. You know you look good when your bridesmaid is Venus Williams in a stunning ivory gown and you aren’t even worried about it.

Best Unexpected Gay Icon: The Babadook

Babadook-ook-ook. We watched the movie and discussed it here.

Best Physical Comedy (Political Division): Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer


OK Ladies, Now Let’s Get In Formation: #WomensMarch Style

Over the weekend, millions of people from across the U.S. and around the world took to the streets to stand up for women’s rights, human rights, and resistance against a questionable administration. From Washington D.C. to our hometown of Rochester to Los Angeles to Sydney to Nairobi to London and Antarctica, there was an outpouring of dedication, passion and female empowerment. But what was impressive (besides the fact not ONE arrest was made ANYWHERE) were the signs that were being held up my women, men and children all over. The ranged from simple statements of facts to images that made you cry to straight up hilarious ones. Here are some of our favorites from the history-making #WomensMarch.

Very Good Dogs Against Trump

“Good boys against misogyny.” “Even I understand no means no”

“Putin’s poodle.”

“I march for my moms.” We Rate Dogs gave this Very Good Dog a coveted 13/10.

Arts Are Important

The fantastic Uzo Aduba: “What Meryl said.”

Also spotted: “Meryl is properly rated.”

Couldn’t be more accurate: “You’re so vain, you probably think this march is about you.”


A Hamilton/Lin-Manuel Miranda selection: Rise Up!; #Immigrants: we get the job done! and Love is Love is Love is Love is Love.

So many people paid tribute to the badass Princess Leia and the even more phenomenal actress/advocate Carrie Fisher. “We are the resistance,” “A woman’s place is in the resistance,” and Princess Leia in the style of the Rosie The Riveter “We can do it.”

and now an iconic combo photo. carrie fisher AND hamilton.

Coffee Talk with Linda Richman: “Donald Trump’s blind trust is neither blind nor a trust. Discuss.”

Do the trolls even WATCH Game of Thrones? “If progressives are snowflakes then winter is coming.”

Because the scariest thing is ANTM-era Tyra being disappointed in you: ” None of us were rooting for you! How dare you!”

Some hard numbers for you: “CBS:Donald Trump approval rating: 32%. Rotten Tomatoes: Paul Blart – Maul Cop: 33%”

We knew Bey would be represented, but so was Jay: “I’ve got 99 problems and white heteronormative patriarchy is all of them.”

An awesome art reference: “Ceci n’est pas un president” in the style of the iconic Magritte pipe painting, The Treachery of Images.

Ian McKellen in London

Ian McKellen in London

Beloved feminist Ian McKellen needed no words – his poster was a picture of Spock face-palming.


We take orders from Beyonce, not that orange guy: “Okay ladies now let’s get in formation.”


a fun one for the hollywood type.


Time to reboot the DA: “Dumbledore didn’t die for this.”

“Es Feminista. No Feminazi”. wingardium levi-OH-sa, you dumb dumbs

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#womensmarch #nyc

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Donald… urine danger, girl. Ghost puns FTW.


Favorite reference to The Office from the marches: “I feel God in this Chili’s tonight”

Because there’s only so much we can take: “I will not normalize 3 Doors Down.”

Not a sign, but they worked so hard and aren’t women just the VERY BEST?

“why are you so obsessed with me?” regina george and mean girls quotes are always applicable. stop trying to make trump happen.

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“Don’t try to grab my pussy it’s made of steel.” when supergirl takes the streets

Things We’re Willing To Believe About Donald Trump

Drag him, Denver: “Trump skis in jeans”

It’s worse than we thought: “Donald Trump uses Comic Sans.”

Other assaults on good taste spotted on signs: Trump doesn’t even read, Trump eats ketchup on steak, and Trump listens to Nickelback.


“I make the best signs. Really terrific signs. I have the best signs. Everybody says so.” SAD!

“Free Melania” (No seriously Melania, do you want us to come get you? We can come up with a signal.)


“Trump, I’ll pee on you for free.”

Things We Definitely Believe About Trump and His Administration

“I’ve seen smarter cabinets at Ikea.” I’d also like to note that I’ve spent longer putting together Ikea cabinets than Trump has assembling his executive cabinet.

“Sex offenders cannot live in government housing.”

“Donald J.Trump will lie about this.” Done and done.

Thanks, Obamas

i am forever michelle.

“Thank you Obama, we’ve got it from here.”

LGBTQuestioning How We Got Into This Mess

In case you’ve been wondering: The Gay Agenda. Monday: Be Gay. Tuesday: Tacos. Wednesday: Be Gay. Thursday: Be Gay. Friday: Super Gay. Saturday: Super Gay. Sunday: Brunch Gay.

the mirror is such an a+ touch

“Never underestimate the power of a faggot with a tambourine.” I not only saw tambourines, I saw dudes with bongos.

“Not gay as in happy. Queer as in fuck you.”

Gynecological Miscellany


“Shed walls, don’t build them” on a picture of a cartoon uterus. 20 bucks says there are men in DT’s cabinet and sitting as Republicans in Congress who don’t get this one.


“Keep Uncle Sam out of my clam”

Signs Of The Future

“Trump is a Racist, Sexist Dicktator. Mom says my spelling is fine.”

My mama don’t like trump and she likes everyone. bonus points for the beliebers out there.

Young boys and their little sister: “My sister believes she can be president. #ThanksHillary” anyone else immediately weep after seeing this?

“japanese americans against Muslim registry” AND ALSO WEEP AT THIS?!

Adorable toddler: “I (heart) naps but I stay woke.”

Trump, Don’t make fun of people who are different. Be Helpful, Be Kind, Like me!

A child I wish were in the cabinet: “What do we want? Evidence-based science. When do we want it? After peer review”

Boys will be boys good humans.


I love this kid’s style: “Trump is a butt.”

“You’re fired! 2020” – Love how you can tell this little lady KNOWS she nailed it with this sign.

A respectful cutie named Atlas: “Never too young to respect women”


“I’m marching for our future” She’s even got her superhero cape on. And tutu for good measure.


“Tiny Hands – Yuuuuuge mistake. Sad!” – Some of the coolest middle schoolers I can imagine.

International Marchers

Beautiful British understatements: “ugh,” “This is very bad,” “I’m really quite cross,” “I am very upset.”

Some delightful Sister Suffragettes in Edwardian-style outfits: “same shit, different century.”

A nasty woman in front of the Eiffel Tower: a Trump “Nope” in the style of the Obama Hope posters.

Just the Facts

“I’ll see you nice white ladies at the next #BlackLivesMatter march right?”


Current mood: [Middle finger illustration]


Basically me whenever That Guy is pictured near any lady, even those I don’t necessarily know or like: “stay the fuck away from my friends you rapist nazi fuck”

Because we can write the future, even if we couldn’t write the past: “First they came for the Muslims and we said ‘not this time motherfuckers’ ”


On Trump with a slightly amended hairdo: “Not Today Satan.”

Every. SINGLE. Time. : ” “Screw it. I’ll do it. – Black Women”

When you’d LOVE to be home with Netflix: “So bad even introverts are here.”

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WHERE. #womensmarch

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Our exact thought process w/r/t sign-making: “UGH where do I even start.”

A 2012 tweet from DT. Show him the receipts.


This sucks.

Girl Power


This pussy has wings.


“Now you have pissed off grandma” to be fair, he’s pissed off a lot of grandmas.

Just a casual Ruth Bader Ginsberg head on top of a pole.